honk, if you're lonely tonight

So I haven’t blogged in a while cos I don’t seem to find the time in this sparse sheep town anymore probably due to the long days with the sun setting at roughly 9 pm and me thinking that it’s still afternoon-ish. There are so many things to start panicking about. Primarily, what I’m gonna do after September 14th –yup, the day my lease runs out. I need to find a place that offers a short term lease but there aren’t any around. Then there’s the dissertation to worry about, which coincidentally has to be submitted on the exact date that my lease runs out. I shall claim extenuating circumstances for this. Then there's me having no source of income.

Stefano is acting rather mercurial as of late but that is to be expected from someone dating the Kenyan chick. She’s a barrel of fun although my outings with her have been restricted since Stefano started dating her. We did once go out for bowling and The Simpsons movie. She insists that the Orange advert with Michael Madsen is not Reservoir Dogs related. I decided to get in on the act, and get some action with the Guyanese chick who lives upstairs. Although, this has not gone any further than movies on my bed. She never calls me to her place so she’s probably onto my plan.

Traveled rather non-extensively around Wales. Hit the Gower peninsula where the brackish beaches were freakin’ hard. What these chumps call a Welsh beach. Good picturesque view though. Also note that sheep run when you attempt to cuddle them with flailing arms.

Chicks here claim that I have an uncanny resemblance to Jeff Goldblum, so I suppose I should quickly leverage this superficial core competency to my advantage. Someone told me to try the infamous Jeff Goldblum Chaos Theory pickup line. I haven’t tried it yet.

Before I hit the streets, homeless, I will most likely be able to scope the Chili Peppers concert in Glasgow with Darwin unless the tickets, which were to be delivered by post are pilfered by someone whilst she’s away. This is something to look forward to amidst the looming gloom. Not the pilfering, but the show.

My handle has also slightly altered. I’m transitioning actually –slowly, since it was too deragatory, to zlot!